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As the year draws to a close, Roselyne<\/a> and I had some fun asking each other questions… more or less interesting, relevant (we hope more than less :))… but hopefully entertaining :))))
Here they are \ud83d\ude42
And a happy end of year time to all \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q1\/ Will artificial intelligence take our jobs?
Rosy: Yes, yes. Then we’ll all be able to rest.
Yes, but we’ll rest poor.
Yes, but not my job, because I’m too smart.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q2\/ Will artificial intelligence create a parallel world?
Pierre: I hope not, because I’m already living in a parallel world with you!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q3\/ When will a robot be smarter than you?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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” Robots don’t have ugly blond wigs – everyone knows that!<\/strong><\/strong> “<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: The day you become intelligent. That’s a long way off, you’re just a man! :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q4\/ Is artificial intelligence intelligent?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pierre: Yes, as intelligent as my little cousin Bernard, who pees on himself and is … 5 years old. We love you anyway Bernard \ud83d\ude42 but don’t forget your diaper when you come home ok?!? :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q5\/ What is intelligence?
Rosy: It’s a way of understanding life.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q6\/ Will robots eventually decimate the human race?
Pierre: I don’t think so. Humans are strong enough to do it themselves :((<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q7\/ Will robots take the place of our politicians?
Rosy: Impossible! Politicians are too strong ( humor )!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q8\/ Will artificial intelligence invent its own language?
Pierre: Beep beep!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q 9\/ Do robot fish rust?
Rosy: Nonsense! :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q10\/ Will artificial intelligence turn into natural intelligence?
Pierre: To beep or not to beep<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q11\/ Why did man invent artificial intelligence?
Rosy: Why did God invent human beings?
In the hope of being more intelligent than artificial intelligence…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q12\/ Will we marry a robot in a few years?
Rosy: Pierre: True story: Yesterday you cut your hand, remember? … and a green and another red thread were sticking out…\u00a0<\/strong>:)))<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pierre: Q13\/ Is Trump a robot?
Rosy: No! Robots don’t have ugly blond wigs – everyone knows that!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rosy: Q14\/ Will a human being be able to make friends with a robot?
Pierre: If the robot wears an ugly blonde wig, no!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q15\/ Do robot dogs poop in a litter box?
Rosy: If they’re well behaved, yes! :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q16\/ Can artificial intelligence create artificial happiness for human beings?
Pierre: What is happiness?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q17\/ Will artificial intelligence eradicate world poverty in the future?
Rosy: Will humans eradicate world poverty in the future? … without further comment, unfortunately…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: Q18\/ Can robots have sweet dreams or do they have nightmares?
Pierre: I’ll call my electric sheep right away for the answer!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: Q19\/ How can we reduce the gender gap in artificial intelligence?
Rosy: I’ve got THE solution! (Well… a solution :))) What if we sent the AI men in Musk’s rocket to Mars… at least it’ll serve some useful purpose this rocket of Elon’s :))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rosy: Q20\/ What’s an algorithm?
Pierre:
A = \u201cHuman beings have always made war\u201d.
If A is true: welcome to planet earth!
If not: you probably didn’t get good grades in history in high school.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In French \/ En fran\u00e7ais ;))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

En cette fin d’ann\u00e9e, avec Roselyne [ ], on s’est amus\u00e9 \u00e0 se poser des questions… plus ou moins int\u00e9ressantes, pertinentes (on esp\u00e8re plus que moins :))… mais qu’on esp\u00e8re distrayantes :)))
Les voici \ud83d\ude42
Et une bonne fin d’ann\u00e9e \u00e0 tous dans tous les cas \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 1\/ L’intelligence artificielle va-t-elle prendre notre travail ?
Oui, oui. Comme \u00e7a on pourra tous se reposer.
Oui, mais on se reposera pauvres.
Oui, mais pas le mien de travail, parce que moi je suis trop intelligente.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 2\/ L’intelligence artificielle va-t-elle cr\u00e9er un monde parall\u00e8le ?
J’esp\u00e8re que non parce que je vis d\u00e9j\u00e0 dans un monde parall\u00e8le avec toi !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 3\/ Quand un robot sera-t-il plus intelligent que toi ?
Le jour o\u00f9 toi tu seras intelligent. C’est pas gagn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 4\/ Est-ce que l’intelligence artificielle est intelligente ?
Oui, autant que mon petit cousin Bernard qui fait pipi sur lui et qui a \u2026 5 ans. On t’aime quand m\u00eame Bernard \ud83d\ude42 mais oublie pas ta couche quand tu viens \u00e0 la maison ok?!? :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 5\/ C’est quoi l’intelligence ?
C’est une mani\u00e8re d’appr\u00e9hender la vie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 6\/ Les robots vont-ils finir par d\u00e9cimer l’esp\u00e8ce humaine ?
Je ne pense pas. Les humains sont assez grands pour le faire eux-m\u00eames :((<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 7\/ Est-ce que les robots vont prendre la place de nos politiciens ?
Impossible ! Les politiciens sont trop forts ( humour ) !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 8\/ L’intelligence artificielle va-t-elle inventer son propre langage?
Beep beep !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 9\/ Est-ce que les robots-poissons rouillent ?
N’importe quoi !! :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 10\/ Est-ce que l’intelligence artificielle va se transformer en intelligence naturelle ?
To be or not to beep!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 11\/ Pourquoi l’\u00eatre humain a invent\u00e9 l’intelligence artificielle ?
Pourquoi Dieu a invent\u00e9 l’\u00eatre humain ?
Pour esp\u00e9rer \u00eatre plus intelligent que l’intelligence artificielle…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 12\/ Est-ce que dans quelques ann\u00e9es on se mariera avec un robot ?
Histoire vraie : Hier tu t’es coup\u00e9 la main, tu t’en rappelles ? … et un fil vert et un rouge d\u00e9passaient… <\/strong>:)))<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 13\/ Est-ce que Trump est un robot ?
Non ! Les robots n’ont pas de perruque blonde moche tout le monde le sait !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 14\/ Est-ce que l’\u00eatre humain va pouvoir se lier d’amiti\u00e9 avec un robot ?
Si le robot porte une perruque blonde moche, non !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 15\/ Est-ce que les robots-chiens font caca dans une liti\u00e8re ?
Si on les a bien \u00e9lev\u00e9s oui ! :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 16\/ L’intelligence artificielle peut-elle fabriquer un bonheur artificiel pour l’\u00eatre humain ?
C’est quoi le bonheur ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 17\/ Est-ce que l’intelligence artificielle va dans le futur \u00e9radiquer la pauvret\u00e9 dans le monde ?
Est-ce que l’humain va dans le futur \u00e9radiquer la pauvret\u00e9 dans le monde ? … sans plus de commentaire malheureusement…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 18\/ Les robots peuvent-ils faire de beaux r\u00eaves ou est-ce qu’ils font des cauchemars ?
J’appelle mon mouton \u00e9lectrique tout de suite pour la r\u00e9ponse !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre: 19\/ Comment peut-on r\u00e9duire l’\u00e9cart entre les hommes et les femmes dans le secteur de l’intelligence artificielle ?
J’ai LA solution ! (Enfin… une solution :))) Et si on envoyait les hommes de l’IA dans la fus\u00e9e de Musk vers Mars… au moins elle servira \u00e0 quelque chose d’utile cette fus\u00e9e d’Elon :))<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rosy: 20\/ C’est quoi un algorithme?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A = “L’\u00eatre humain a toujours fait la guerre”
Si A est vrai: bienvenue sur la plan\u00e8te terre !
Sinon: tu n’as pas du avoir de bonnes notes en histoire au lyc\u00e9e.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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